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The Bob Perspective I thought since I didn't write a review last week I should give 2 this week....makes sense....I guess.
Pride and Prejudice
Starring: Keira Knightly, Donald sutherland Directed by: Joe Wright RATED PG (for Pure Grotesque Boredom....they took out the B because of bad PR) Original Release: 2005 Genre: Drama/Romance The Low Down: A mother of 5 girls desperately attempts to marry off her children. This story has more conspiracy and twists that a Jerry Springer show Scorecard: Acting: The Manly good looks of Keira Knightly couldn't save this movie. It took about a half hour for me to adjust to the heavy English accents and once I did, I didn't want to hear what they had to say. (0) Direction: There was direction? (0) Story: He can't stand her, and she can't stand him. But soon he starts to like her, but she doesn't like him. she starts to like him, but someone else like her. She finds bad stuff out and doesn't like him, he can't live without her. They hate each other. The love each other for some reason.......that's ......it....... (0) Expectations: The only "saving" grace of this movie. I had seen other versions of this movie and have read the book before. I knew it was going to be boring and bad. I was right.....I just wish I wasn't so right all the time. (1/2) Boring?: Yes....yes!!! oh God yes!!! 127 minutes of pure torture. I tried to gnaw my eye's out, but soon found out that was a physical impossibility. (0) The Wild Card is a category of my own creation that if a movie deserves certain recognition (no matter how bad the movie) it should be rewarded (possible 1/2 point) Wild Card: No......just no.....not even horses in this movie could save it. Final Score: 1/2 The Bob Perspective: If you have a good 2 hours of your life that you feel like there should be some retribution for some evil thing you have done in life. This is a great way to justify it....otherwise....stay away......I think I need a bath after this movie.
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