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Explanation of Ratings:

 My ratings are very simple. I rate on a 5-DUNG! scale. 5 being a great movie that everyone should go out and see right away and DUNG! being a movie that you should avoid like the plauge.

 In my eyes, all movies start out as 5 star classics, and they fall from there. These are the 5 categories that if they are perfect in all 5 of them, they will be a 5 star movie.

1- Great acting. - If I happen to like the acting, it will get a 1 from me, if the acting is just okay, it will get 1/2 , and if the acting sucks, its going to get a 0. 

2-  Great Story. - If the story is good it will get a 1, if it is just okay, it will get a 1/2 and if the story is terrible it will get a 0.

3- Great Direction. - If the direction of the movie is great it will get a 1, if its just okay, it will get a 1/2 and if its terrible it will get a 0. 

4- Expectations - If a movie exceeds expectations it will get a 1, if the movie meets expectations it will get a 1/2 and it a movie is below expectations its a 0. 

5- Doesn't bore the hell out of me. - Plain and simple, if the movie bores me it gets a 0, if it doesn't bore me it gets a 1 and if its in between it gets a 1/2. 

 If these 5 are all in one movie, it will be a 5 star movie.

Granted, I have yet to rate a movie 5 star. But am willing to, and will give movies a chance.

 If there is a movie that you think that I should rate email me and i will be more than happy to give it a look if I haven't seen it already. If I have seen it I will send you a reply telling you the rating and the explanation of why I rated the movie the way I did.

The movies that I recommend to see are 3 stars and above, and the movies I tell you to avoid are all going to be 2 stars and under. An average movie most likely will not be seen on this site, but if you would like me to review a movie and it is just an average movie, I will still be willing to put it up on the site depending on if I enjoyed the movie or not.

Remember, I keep the reviews pretty vague, so you go out and see the movie and form your own opinions about it. 

jason@seymourmovies.com 

                            Remember, these are the thoughts of Jason Seymour and no one else. 
                       Hollywood movies and their critics have no influence over what Jason says.

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