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Masters of
Horror Presents: Jenifer
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Starring: Steven Weber
Directed by: Dario Argento
Rated R
Genre: Horror
Synopsis: A caring Police Officer saves
a terribly disfigured girls life only to be dragged into her destructive
life of murder and self-distruction.
My Thoughts: Masters of Horror is a
television show on Showtime (I believe), this is just one episode of that
series. After reading the synopsis, the movies doesn't sad really all that
bad. It was.
Scorecard:
Acting-
Overacting all around. The characters all didn't have much depth to them were
done terribly by the actors portraying them. (0)
Direction-
There was no direction to this movie, everything was predictable, and nothing
was followed like it should have been. (0)
Story-
The story, while intriguing went no where, and it did it fast. I can not justify
giving this category a half-star, just because there wasn't much to the story. (0)
Expectations-
I did not know that this was a Masters of Horror special, if I had known, I
would not have seen it. I am NOT a big fan of these pieces. Saying that, I did
expect something from this, but all I got was crap. (0)
Boring?-
Yes, thankfully this movie was only 57 minutes long, I don't think I could have
taken a whole 90 minutes of the same crap. (0)
Final Score: DUNG!
0 out of 5
Final Thoughts: I guess this teaches me
to look into things before I get them. This movie was atrociously bad, there was
gore in here that wasn't needed and was added just for shock value, Masters of
Horror have never been all that impressive, this movie just solidifies that the
show is on the brink of crapdom.
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